[pct-l] NEW REVOLUTIONARY ULTRA LIGHT CONCEPT

[dsaufley at sprynet.com (dsaufley@sprynet.com)]

Don't forget, you have to bring a rooster along to get the new chickens (somehow Reinhold's sex three times a day on the trail now truly seems realistic, though not between humans).  Now, with the rooster along, you also have an alarm clock!  The benefits are limitless!  

And, did you know that chickens eat -- guess what -- BUGS!!! That's right.  So, it's solving yet another problem that plagues hikers. If GroundPounder can also train the chickens to specialize in eating mosquitos, no one will ever need DEET again! 

BTW, the Dinsmore's up in Skykomish have a rubber chicken hanging in their kitchen, and were kind enough to give Hiker Heaven one too, which is hanging in the guesthouse.  So, Andrea (Chicken 1) was ahead of her time! What foresight.  

L-Rod

-----Original Message-----
>From: Deems <losthiker@sisqtel.net>
>Sent: Mar 22, 2006 6:19 PM
>To: pct <pct-l@mailman.backcountry.net>
>Subject: [pct-l] NEW REVOLUTIONARY ULTRA LIGHT CONCEPT
>
>Do I need a permit for my chickens in the National Parks? They don't like 
>dogs on leashes, what about leashed chickens??  How do I reload on chickens 
>once I've eaten them?  How many trail miles do you get per cooked chicken?? 
>and how many are needed to thruhike the PCT??  How many miles per day can a 
>chicken walk, or is that like the chicken crossing the trail joke.?...What 
>came first, freeze dried chicken ala King, or freeze dried eggs???
>^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>On extended hikes the heaviest items in the pack are food and water.  If
>there was only a way to eliminate that
>weight...............................HOW???.............................
>..............CHICKENS ON A LEASH.........................THAT'S
>HOW!!!...............
>I hear some snickering in the background..........Hey, you guys, think about
>it.............Seriously,
>food that walks,  what's wrong with that?        Chickens lay eggs, right?
>So every morning, you have fresh eggs.   Every evening, you stick a chicken
>in the pot. 
>
>
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