Fwd: [pct-l] NEW REVOLUTIONARY ULTRA LIGHT CONCEPT

[wayneskraft at comcast.net (Wayne Kraft)]

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> Personally, I don't think I will need a permit for my chickens.  I  
> will simply explain to park officials that I am hearing impaired  
> and that these are assistance chickens (see their little orange  
> vests?) that are trained to alert me to danger at night by pecking  
> me gently but persistently on the forehead. The problem I am trying  
> to work out is how to get the hens to take the lid off the bear  
> canister, lay their eggs inside and put the lid back on.  I figure  
> that if they can do this I'll probably agree to go on Letterman  
> with my chickens, just so long as that Aniston wench isn't  
> scheduled the same night.
>
> Wayne
>
>
> On Mar 22, 2006, at 6:19 PM, Deems wrote:
>
>> Do I need a permit for my chickens in the National Parks? They  
>> don't like dogs on leashes, what about leashed chickens??  How do  
>> I reload on chickens once I've eaten them?  How many trail miles  
>> do you get per cooked chicken?? and how many are needed to  
>> thruhike the PCT??  How many miles per day can a chicken walk, or  
>> is that like the chicken crossing the trail joke.?...What came  
>> first, freeze dried chicken ala King, or freeze dried eggs???
>> ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>> On extended hikes the heaviest items in the pack are food and  
>> water.  If
>> there was only a way to eliminate that
>> weight...............................HOW???.......................... 
>> ...
>> ..............CHICKENS ON A LEASH.........................THAT'S
>> HOW!!!...............
>> I hear some snickering in the background..........Hey, you guys,  
>> think about
>> it.............Seriously,
>> food that walks,  what's wrong with that?        Chickens lay  
>> eggs, right?
>> So every morning, you have fresh eggs.   Every evening, you stick  
>> a chicken
>> in the pot.
>>
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