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[pct-l] Gear Presentation Presenter Protection



 
cm_kudija@earthlink.net_ (mailto:cmkudija@earthlink.net)   writes:

Just  make sure you tell your facilitator and hall monitor to be on alert for 
 fainting spells, sub-high-altitude sickness, palpitations,  inappropriate
sweating, chills, fever, spontaneous bone fracture or limb  dislocation, and 
report all incidents to L-Rod, Trailfest Committee Chair  Supreme!  :)

and unless I'm otherwise occupied, I'm bringing  myself and the 12" stainless 
steel rod in my right tibia along to your  session!




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Thank you for reminding me.   We should have instead of a hall monitor, a 
bouncer or cooler person.  Just  like at trail town saloons and bars.  I wonder 
if we should have some  spittoons scattered around the presentation room too.  
This is going to be  a rough crowd.  I am getting scared already.  I have to 
come through  now in person.  I like the protection of email and distance.  Now 
it  is payback time and I bet a lot of folks are rubbing their hands together 
 getting ready for Saturday.  
 
Hummmm.  I think I might  need an escort into and out of the Spanish Art 
Gallery room.  I  know.  I will claim that I am the real Switchback and someone 
has been  impersonating me on the PCT-L.  That I would never be unkind or  
belligerent.  I am a nice guy and have no idea what a Trail Pirate or Camp  Ruffian 
is.  That's it.  I can look real innocent and non threatening  when I need to.
 
If all else fails, I will have  L-Rod protect me.  I bet there will not be 
anyone at Trail  Fest she cannot handle.
 
Cheers, Switchback
Switchback Who?  What is a  Switchback?