[pct-l] NEW REVOLUTIONARY ULTRA LIGHT CONCEPT

[reinholdmetzger at cox.net (Reinhold Metzger)]

COULD WE RIDE THEM???     BOY.....THIS WOULD BE DYNAMITE IF WE COULD RIDE 
THEM AND HAVE BIG EGGS TOO.        WOULD WE NEED SADDLES, OR CAN YOU RIDE THEM WITHOUT A SADDLE?

JMT REINHOLD
 Your 3 times Ostrich riding champion
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  Sent: Wednesday, March 22, 2006 9:20 AM
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  Ostriches!!! 
  They lay eggs, HUGE ones!  
  They are big enough to carry your pack without any problem.  
  They can cover 20 miles in a day without breaking a sweat.  
  They are as warm as another human being when snuggled up against you.  
  They will kick the $hit out of any bear that comes by.

  Now, all I have to figure out is how to re-inflate my chest when he kicks it in the first time that I try to put a pack on him!!!

  Greg

  (this thread has to be nominated for some of THE best humour this list has ever seen!)