[pct-l] Re: SEX 3 TIMES A DAY For Trail Fittness

[DAVCATDAV at aol.com (DAVCATDAV@aol.com)]

So this older guy, right about my age, is hiking the PCT up around Dry  Falls 
just south of Cascade Locks when he looks down and sees this tree  frog.
 
"Wait," says the frog, "for I am a beautiful princess who has been  enchanted 
by an evil witch.  And all I need is a kiss from a brave hiking  type of guy 
upon which I will change back into a beautiful princess, and once I  am again 
a beautiful princess we will make mad passionate love there by that  copse of 
aspens, just off the trail."
 
The older hiker immediately scoops up the frog into his lexan water  bottle 
and proceeds on the hike.
 
"But sir," says the frog, "when are you going to give me my kiss?"
 
"Well actually,"says the hiker, "at my age I have more use for a talking  
frog....'
 
true story....
 
so you've not heard this one?

 
 
In a message dated 3/19/2006 2:28:42 AM Pacific Standard Time,  
Hiker97@aol.com writes:

_reinholdmetzger@cox.net_ (mailto:reinholdmetzger@cox.net)    writes:

...............will keep you motivated to stay in prime   hiking shape year 
round especially if practiced in conjunction with my  walk to  the 
refrigerator 
program.

"SEX, THREE TIMES A  DAY" or more often if you feel up to  it.

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With what  or with who?  Actually, I think mating is for the young   folks.  
It 
is their turn.  I have enough trouble with  hiking.  I  do not need another 
hobby.  My time management  will not allow for it.   All my time is taken up 
with 
checking  the obituaries every morning to see if I  am in them, playing 
around  
with gear, reading with a glass of wine on my patio,  and fighting  crime in 
Las Vegas.  Oh yes, and harassing backpackers, trail   pirating, and planning 
hiking campaigns (and even going on some).   

When you are old like me, you not only want to be regular, you want  a  
regular routine.  Peace and quite.  Tranquillity.   Warm sunny  days.  Good 
times 
with my buddies.  Reading my  mail, paper, and  magazines when I go out to 
eat at 
a  restaurant.  Does any of this sound  like it includes extra  curriculum 
activities with the female of the  species.  I think  not.

Anyway, being old, gray, and a  deteriorating trail pirate, I  do not bring 
enough to the table in a  relationship.  I am  doomed to be trail trash and a 
lonely figure heading  over the far  hill on the PCT as the sun is setting 
behind 
the  mountains.   :-)

Cheers, Switchback
Solo Sleeping Bag Camper &   Happily Married 35  Years
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