[pct-l] Re: SEX 3 TIMES A DAY For Trail Fittness

[tahoe.cat at verizon.net (Bill Frenette)]

Sex?  Isn't that just two different types of people?  I've been married 
40years, Rosie doesn't even work any more  Ground Pounder
----- Original Message ----- 
From: <Hiker97@aol.com>
To: <reinholdmetzger@cox.net>; <pct-l@mailman.backcountry.net>
Sent: Sunday, March 19, 2006 2:25 AM
Subject: [pct-l] Re: SEX 3 TIMES A DAY For Trail Fittness


> _reinholdmetzger@cox.net_ (mailto:reinholdmetzger@cox.net)   writes:
>
> ..............will keep you motivated to stay in prime  hiking shape year
> round especially if practiced in conjunction with my walk to  the 
> refrigerator
> program.
>
>        "SEX, THREE TIMES A  DAY" or more often if you feel up to it.
>
> ------------------------------------------------------
> With what or with who?  Actually, I think mating is for the young  folks. 
> It
> is their turn.  I have enough trouble with hiking.  I  do not need another
> hobby.  My time management will not allow for it.   All my time is taken 
> up with
> checking the obituaries every morning to see if I  am in them, playing 
> around
> with gear, reading with a glass of wine on my patio,  and fighting crime 
> in
> Las Vegas.  Oh yes, and harassing backpackers, trail  pirating, and 
> planning
> hiking campaigns (and even going on some).
>
> When you are old like me, you not only want to be regular, you want a
> regular routine.  Peace and quite.  Tranquillity.  Warm sunny  days.  Good 
> times
> with my buddies.  Reading my mail, paper, and  magazines when I go out to 
> eat at
> a restaurant.  Does any of this sound  like it includes extra curriculum
> activities with the female of the  species.  I think not.
>
> Anyway, being old, gray, and a  deteriorating trail pirate, I do not bring
> enough to the table in a  relationship.  I am doomed to be trail trash and 
> a
> lonely figure heading  over the far hill on the PCT as the sun is setting 
> behind
> the  mountains.    :-)
>
> Cheers, Switchback
> Solo Sleeping Bag Camper &  Happily Married 35 Years
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