[pct-l] Re: SEX 3 TIMES A DAY For Trail Fittness

[Hiker97 at aol.com (Hiker97@aol.com)]

_reinholdmetzger@cox.net_ (mailto:reinholdmetzger@cox.net)   writes:

...............will keep you motivated to stay in prime  hiking shape year 
round especially if practiced in conjunction with my walk to  the refrigerator 
program.
 
        "SEX, THREE TIMES A  DAY" or more often if you feel up to it.

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With what or with who?  Actually, I think mating is for the young  folks.  It 
is their turn.  I have enough trouble with hiking.  I  do not need another 
hobby.  My time management will not allow for it.   All my time is taken up with 
checking the obituaries every morning to see if I  am in them, playing around 
with gear, reading with a glass of wine on my patio,  and fighting crime in 
Las Vegas.  Oh yes, and harassing backpackers, trail  pirating, and planning 
hiking campaigns (and even going on some).  
 
When you are old like me, you not only want to be regular, you want a  
regular routine.  Peace and quite.  Tranquillity.  Warm sunny  days.  Good times 
with my buddies.  Reading my mail, paper, and  magazines when I go out to eat at 
a restaurant.  Does any of this sound  like it includes extra curriculum 
activities with the female of the  species.  I think not.
 
Anyway, being old, gray, and a  deteriorating trail pirate, I do not bring 
enough to the table in a  relationship.  I am doomed to be trail trash and a 
lonely figure heading  over the far hill on the PCT as the sun is setting behind 
the  mountains.    :-)
 
Cheers, Switchback
Solo Sleeping Bag Camper &  Happily Married 35 Years