[pct-l] Big ALDHA-West Gathering Services

[Hiker97 at aol.com (Hiker97@aol.com)]

Yes, I will gladly give seniors a special warranty for my  services/products. 
 Since you are a senior, I will extend your warranty to  your primary 
beneficiary of your estate when you pass.  The Switchback  World Famous Reflective 
Tent Stake Painting Booth includes painting your tent  stakes international 
reflective orange and then spraying on a layer of  poly.  Also, included in this 
service will be an ingenious tent stake  holder (extremely light) with your 
trail name engraved on it for carrying the  stakes in your pack (holder only 
available for Shepherd Hook type tent  stakes).  All this at Switchback's low 
quality price and the famous  bumper-to-bumper lifetime money-back guarantee.
 
Cheers, Switchback
Your PCT Tradesman With a Smile