[pct-l] Top Ten Resons to thru-hike

[rmoak@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx (Ronald Moak)]

Top Ten Reasons I want to Thru-hike -

10. Because Mom and Dad said I couldn't.
9. Because I just got laid off and Uncle Sam agreed to pay.
8. Because I like hanging out with other societies escapees like Eric
Rudolph, Osama Binladin
7. Because it's there.
6. Because it's somewhere no one knows my name.
5. Because I can scream without disturbing my neighbors.
4. Because I don't like taking showers and no one cares.
3. Because it's one place Ashcroft and his minions can't find me.
2. Because I can't drive.
1. (fill in the blank)

-Fallingwater