[pct-l] Old PCT Hiker Tombstone

[hiker97 at aol.com]

One day Grizzly and TrailDust had to attend a funeral for along-time hiking buddy.  He had seen manyPCT trail miles and late nights in trailtown saloons.  He knew how to party and the women lovedhim.  But now it had finally come to atragic end.
After the grave site service they were talking for severalhours to other hiking friends of the deceased. Afterwards they went over to the grave site to say a final farewell.  The cemetery workers were just erecting thetombstone.
On the tombstone were written:
~ Have a woman who knows how to cook, housekeep, and has ajob.
~ Have a woman who can make you laugh.
~ Have a woman who you can trust and does not lie.
~ Have a woman who likes to be with you and knows how to showit.
~ Make sure these four women do not know each other or youwill end up like me.
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Your obedient servant and trail rapscallion,
Switchback the Trail Pirate