[pct-l] Scott and food & alternate energy

[Reinhold Metzger]

Reinhold Metzger wrote:
> Paul, Squatch,
> You guys are behind the times.....My buddy Scott has gone solar.
> He now is solar powered
> He had a little solar panel installed on the top of his head and now 
> can do 40+ mile days on solar power alone.
> That is why Scott always cuts his hair really short so it does not 
> block the sun from the solar panel.
> Besides, Scott is a Ultra-liter...."HAIR  WEIGHS".....no self 
> respecting  Ultra-lighter would hike with long hair.
> Since I am malnourished because my wife does not feed me very well, as 
> Paul witnessed last year when I accompanied Scott and Joe from the 
> border to Lake Moreno on their PCT record speed hike, I have been 
> considering doing the same.
> As a matter of fact I have been experimenting with a  "HELIUM  
> INFLATED  PACK"  that would get my pack weight down
> to  "0".
>
> JMT Reinhold
> Your malnourished trail companion
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> Squatchwrote:
> He has also, apparently, perfected the art of absorbing nutrients 
> through the air he breathes.  Stud.
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> Paul wrote:
> I heard he washes his feet and sticks them into bags that absorb the 
> nutriants as he walks.  What a system.
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