[pct-l] Public Safety Announcement

[hiker97 at aol.com]

There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically and by any human contact. This virus is called Wicked-Overload-Recreational-Killer or W.O.R.K. for short. 

If you receive W.O.R.K. from any of your colleagues, your boss, trail partners, and especially Female Terminator Leadership Types via any means, DO NOT TOUCH IT. 

This virus will wipe out your private and hiking life completely. Your trailtown and saloon visits will go down dramatically. Trail babes and saloon wenches will forget your name. Your hard won reputation will fade into trail history and lore. 

If you should come into contact with W.O.R.K. immediately go to the nearest hiker saloon to meet your trail buddies. Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolator-and-Neutralizer-Extractor or W.I.N.E for short. Take the antidote repeatedly until W.O.R.K. has been completely eliminated from your system. 

Thank you for your attention and concern about this hideous and hiking energy sapping ailment.
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Switchback the Trail Pirate
Class of 2012 - "Goof Off R Us"