[pct-l] ''MEXICAN WATER''

[Reinhold Metzger]

Jordan,  you got it !!!
Not only can you wind up in Daytona, Florida with a bunch of coeds, but 
you will be yodeling and singing and shouting  Ohhlee, all the way to 
Daytona instead of moaning and groaning all the way to Canada with 
Switchbacks inferior, discontinued, phase I dehydrated water.

Thank you Switchback, for endorsing  MEXICAN  WATER.....I new you would 
see the advantages of  MEXICAN WATER over plain phase I dehydrated water.

JMT Reinhold.....Ohhlee!!!

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Jordan wrote:
So let me get this straight, I can lighten up my pack and wind up in 
Daytona, Florida with a bunch of coeds on spring break?

I'M  SOLD

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Reinhold Metzger wrote:
> Don't believe a thing Switchback is saying, he is a admitted scoundrel 
> and sacker of innocent hikers.
> He will rob and steal from hikers for the pure enjoyment of stealing 
> and robing.
> He will promise you everything but deliver nothing.
> He always demands up front payment and then fails to deliver the goods.
>
> JMT Reinhold is the only authorized distributor of dehydrated water 
> and Phase II  MEXICAN WATER  and he alone can deliver the goods.
> Switchback is only after your money.
> He will take your money and run, for he has nothing to deliver.
>
> Place your order for MEXICAN  WATER now, with JMT Reinhold, to assure 
> delivery in time for the KO and make your thru hike a truly pleasant 
> adventure.
>
> JMT Reinhold
> Authorized distributor of Mexican Water
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>
> Switchback wrote:
>
> Mine is proven and has been demonstrated in front of hundreds of 
> hikers........
> Thru hikers may now safely plan  NOT  to carry any heavy water on 
> their thru hike.
> I can make your hiking water safely disappear into thin air--no 
> weight, no bother, no filtering, no water cashes, no overloaded packs.
>
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> Reinhold Metzger wrote:
>> Hi gang,
>> I'm back....by popular demand, for a limited time only....to warn you 
>> of a Switchback trick to scam $1,400 from the KO organizers with his 
>> promise to demo dehydrated water at the KO, like he tried a couple 
>> years ago.....do not be fooled by that scoundrel.
>>
>> First of all, there is nothing new about dehydrated water....JMT 
>> Reinhold invented dehydrated water some time ago.
>> Second......I have since invented Phase II Dehydrated Water called  
>> ''MEXICAN  WATER.''
>> MEXICAN  WATER  is far superior to plain dehydrated water and comes 
>> in 3 refreshing flavors.....Margarita,  Tequila  and Montezuma's 
>> Revenge.
>> Just add water and you have instant, refreshing, thirst quenching 
>> MEXICAN WATER  vs  Switchback's plain, stale dehydrated water.
>> Also, MEXICAN WATER is calorie fortified  vs  none in plain 
>> dehydrated water
>> Therefore, since a hiker can satisfy his calorie needs by drinking 
>> lots of MEXICAN WATER, he can lighten his pack weight by eliminating  
>> most or all his food and at the same time greatly reduce the risk of 
>> dehydration.
>>
>> Yes,  MEXICAN  WATER is truly a hikers dream come true.
>>
>> It also has been reported that hikers who drink  MEXICAN WATER  
>> appear to be happier campers, singing and yodeling while hiking and 
>> shouting  ''Ohhlee''  till the whee hours in the morning.
>>
>> Due to high demand place your order for  MEXICAN WATER   immediately, 
>> to assure delivery in time for the  KO.
>>
>> REMEMBER.....Switchback is not an  authorized distributor.....place 
>> all your orders through  JMT Reinhold  to assure authentic MEXICAN 
>> WATER.
>>
>> JMT Reinhold
>> Authorized distributor of  MEXICAN WATER.......Ohhlee !!!
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