[pct-l] ''MEXICAN WATER''

[Reinhold Metzger]

Wheeew,
I don't care  I  LIKE  THEM  ALL !!!......especially after being on the 
trail so long.

JMT Reinhold
So pure me another Tequila.......M A R I A !!!!!

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Wheeew wrote:

You will wind up in Miami with a bunch of  Jewish women !!!

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Tortoise wrote:

I'll take 20 gallon......................

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Reinhold Metzger wrote:
> Jordan,  you got it !!!
> Not only can you wind up in Daytona, Florida with a bunch of coeds, 
> but you will be yodeling and singing and shouting  Ohhlee, all the way 
> to Daytona instead of moaning and groaning all the way to Canada with 
> Switchbacks inferior, discontinued, phase I dehydrated water.
>
> Thank you Switchback, for endorsing  MEXICAN  WATER.....I new you 
> would see the advantages of  MEXICAN WATER over plain phase I 
> dehydrated water.
>
> JMT Reinhold.....Ohhlee!!!
>
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>
> Jordan wrote:
> So let me get this straight, I can lighten up my pack and wind up in 
> Daytona, Florida with a bunch of coeds on spring break?
>
> I'M  SOLD
>
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>
> Reinhold Metzger wrote:
>> Don't believe a thing Switchback is saying, he is a admitted 
>> scoundrel and sacker of innocent hikers.
>> He will rob and steal from hikers for the pure enjoyment of stealing 
>> and robing.
>> He will promise you everything but deliver nothing.
>> He always demands up front payment and then fails to deliver the goods.
>>
>> JMT Reinhold is the only authorized distributor of dehydrated water 
>> and Phase II  MEXICAN WATER  and he alone can deliver the goods.
>> Switchback is only after your money.
>> He will take your money and run, for he has nothing to deliver.
>>
>> Place your order for MEXICAN  WATER now, with JMT Reinhold, to assure 
>> delivery in time for the KO and make your thru hike a truly pleasant 
>> adventure.
>>
>> JMT Reinhold
>> Authorized distributor of Mexican Water
>>
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>>
>>
>> Switchback wrote:
>>
>> Mine is proven and has been demonstrated in front of hundreds of 
>> hikers........
>> Thru hikers may now safely plan  NOT  to carry any heavy water on 
>> their thru hike.
>> I can make your hiking water safely disappear into thin air--no 
>> weight, no bother, no filtering, no water cashes, no overloaded packs.
>>
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>>
>> Reinhold Metzger wrote:
>>> Hi gang,
>>> I'm back....by popular demand, for a limited time only....to warn 
>>> you of a Switchback trick to scam $1,400 from the KO organizers with 
>>> his promise to demo dehydrated water at the KO, like he tried a 
>>> couple years ago.....do not be fooled by that scoundrel.
>>>
>>> First of all, there is nothing new about dehydrated water....JMT 
>>> Reinhold invented dehydrated water some time ago.
>>> Second......I have since invented Phase II Dehydrated Water called  
>>> ''MEXICAN  WATER.''
>>> MEXICAN  WATER  is far superior to plain dehydrated water and comes 
>>> in 3 refreshing flavors.....Margarita,  Tequila  and Montezuma's 
>>> Revenge.
>>> Just add water and you have instant, refreshing, thirst quenching 
>>> MEXICAN WATER  vs  Switchback's plain, stale dehydrated water.
>>> Also, MEXICAN WATER is calorie fortified  vs  none in plain 
>>> dehydrated water
>>> Therefore, since a hiker can satisfy his calorie needs by drinking 
>>> lots of MEXICAN WATER, he can lighten his pack weight by 
>>> eliminating  most or all his food and at the same time greatly 
>>> reduce the risk of dehydration.
>>>
>>> Yes,  MEXICAN  WATER is truly a hikers dream come true.
>>>
>>> It also has been reported that hikers who drink  MEXICAN WATER  
>>> appear to be happier campers, singing and yodeling while hiking and 
>>> shouting  ''Ohhlee''  till the whee hours in the morning.
>>>
>>> Due to high demand place your order for  MEXICAN WATER   
>>> immediately, to assure delivery in time for the  KO.
>>>
>>> REMEMBER.....Switchback is not an  authorized distributor.....place 
>>> all your orders through  JMT Reinhold  to assure authentic MEXICAN 
>>> WATER.
>>>
>>> JMT Reinhold
>>> Authorized distributor of  MEXICAN WATER.......Ohhlee !!!
>>>
>>>
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