[pct-l] ''MEXICAN WATER''

[Reinhold Metzger]

Don't believe a thing Switchback is saying, he is a admitted scoundrel 
and sacker of innocent hikers.
He will rob and steal from hikers for the pure enjoyment of stealing and 
robing.
He will promise you everything but deliver nothing.
He always demands up front payment and then fails to deliver the goods.

JMT Reinhold is the only authorized distributor of dehydrated water and 
Phase II  MEXICAN WATER  and he alone can deliver the goods.
Switchback is only after your money.
He will take your money and run, for he has nothing to deliver.

Place your order for MEXICAN  WATER now, with JMT Reinhold, to assure 
delivery in time for the KO and make your thru hike a truly pleasant 
adventure.

JMT Reinhold
Authorized distributor of Mexican Water

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Switchback wrote:

Mine is proven and has been demonstrated in front of hundreds of 
hikers........
Thru hikers may now safely plan  NOT  to carry any heavy water on their 
thru hike.
I can make your hiking water safely disappear into thin air--no weight, 
no bother, no filtering, no water cashes, no overloaded packs.

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Reinhold Metzger wrote:
> Hi gang,
> I'm back....by popular demand, for a limited time only....to warn you 
> of a Switchback trick to scam $1,400 from the KO organizers with his 
> promise to demo dehydrated water at the KO, like he tried a couple 
> years ago.....do not be fooled by that scoundrel.
>
> First of all, there is nothing new about dehydrated water....JMT 
> Reinhold invented dehydrated water some time ago.
> Second......I have since invented Phase II Dehydrated Water called  
> ''MEXICAN  WATER.''
> MEXICAN  WATER  is far superior to plain dehydrated water and comes in 
> 3 refreshing flavors.....Margarita,  Tequila  and Montezuma's Revenge.
> Just add water and you have instant, refreshing, thirst quenching 
> MEXICAN WATER  vs  Switchback's plain, stale dehydrated water.
> Also, MEXICAN WATER is calorie fortified  vs  none in plain dehydrated 
> water
> Therefore, since a hiker can satisfy his calorie needs by drinking 
> lots of MEXICAN WATER, he can lighten his pack weight by eliminating  
> most or all his food and at the same time greatly reduce the risk of 
> dehydration.
>
> Yes,  MEXICAN  WATER is truly a hikers dream come true.
>
> It also has been reported that hikers who drink  MEXICAN WATER  appear 
> to be happier campers, singing and yodeling while hiking and shouting  
> ''Ohhlee''  till the whee hours in the morning.
>
> Due to high demand place your order for  MEXICAN WATER   immediately, 
> to assure delivery in time for the  KO.
>
> REMEMBER.....Switchback is not an  authorized distributor.....place 
> all your orders through  JMT Reinhold  to assure authentic MEXICAN WATER.
>
> JMT Reinhold
> Authorized distributor of  MEXICAN WATER.......Ohhlee !!!
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