[pct-l] New PCT Record Attempt

[Hiker97]

Unsupported Reinhold writes: NO, NO, NO, Switchback, Do it in style, like Cleopatra, carried on a float by a dozen float carriers, surrounded by young maiden tossing rose pedals and trumpet blowers announcing your imminent arrival so mere mortal hikers can step aside and bow in your presence as your float goes by, with you sipping wine and munching grapes.  Pack trains and dust is not your style.....the Cleopatra way is your style. 
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Switchback replies: You seem to know a lot about this stuff.  Stinker the Trail Skunk brings up a good point, why would a Marine know something like this?  Why would a JMT record breaker know about these things?  Stinker says this is very suspicious.  He thinks he now knows how you did your JMT records.

In any case, it would be a nice touch to have some hot hiker-babes blowing trumpets ahead of my litter entourage on the trail.  This would announce my soon to be presence at a campsite.  This all reminds me of the movie Coming to America with Eddie Murphy.  He knew how to live and do things.  All I have to do is apply it to the trail.  Neat.  No problem.