[pct-l] Slippers and Shaved Legs - Trail Safety Alert

[V Hurst]

ROTFLMAO!!! indeed that is EXACTLY why I am NOT attending to my hiking duties ..I've spent waaayyy too much time shaving my legs and armpits...dont' even go there Switchback, and sooo, I PROMISE not to shave my legs all year so that I can get back to the more important job of hiking...

gosh who knew...wish I had about 20 yars ago...

thanks you Scalawag you :)
the soon to be hairy Kink.. :)
aka vera



----- Original Message ----
From: "Hiker97 at aol.com" <Hiker97 at aol.com>
To: vjl_47 at yahoo.com; pct-l at backcountry.net
Cc: carolwbruno at yahoo.com; lizmares at cox.net; reinholdmetzger at cox.net
Sent: Sunday, December 9, 2007 11:25:49 AM
Subject: Re: [pct-l] Slippers and Shaved Legs - Trail Safety Alert


vjl_47 at yahoo.com writes: The bunny ones or monkey?!! 
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Switchback replies: IF I wore pink slippers in camp on the trail, I would have the bunny ones and Unsupported Reinhold would have the monkey ones.  Just my educated guess.
 
Say, I noticed something about the double knee operation on Friday.  After you put on your dressing gown, a nurse comes in to shave your legs.  I have never had my legs shaved before.  I do get a monthly pedicure with a foot peach flavor hot wax treatment --- highly recommended.  But this leg shaving is new to me.
 
I did not know how sexy my legs are shaved.  Now I can better relate to the female backpackers and some of their refined grooming habits.  I am not saying that I am going to start leg shaving and wearing nylons on the trail, but I can see how it would cause them to get excited and not concentrate on their hiking duties.
 
So, for trail safety. the general good, and not creating chaos, I will not shave my legs or wear nylons for the 2008 hiking season and campaign. 
 
I thank you for your attention for this trail safety alert and public service announcement.
 
Switchback the Trail Scalawag






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