[pct-l] Men are happier camper then Women

[Reinhold Metzger]

I often wondered why men are happier camper than women.
It appears to me the following are some of the many reason:

WE  NEVER  GET  PREGNANT
WRINKLES  ADD  CHARACTER
GRAYING  ADDS  ATTRACTION
WE  ONLY  HAVE  TO  SHAVE  OUR  FACE  AND  NECK
SAME  HAIRSTYLE,  LASTS  FOR  YEARS,  MAYBE  DECADES
FREEDOM  OF  CHOICE  CONCERNING  GROWING  A  MUSTACHE
WE  CAN  WEAR SHORTS  NO  MATTER  HOW  OUR  LEGS  LOOK 
WE  CAN  DO  OUR  NAILS  WITH  A  POCKET  KNIFE
WE  DON'T  HAVE  TO  WEAR  A  BRA  OR  CARRY  TAMPONS
WE  ALMOST  NEVER  HAVE  STRAP  PROBLEMS
WE  CAN  HIKE  WITHOUT  A  SHIRT
WE  DON'T  HAVE  TO  WORRY  HOW  THE  MAKE-UP  OR  HAIR  LOOKS 
WE  CAN  CARRY  HEAVIER  PACKS  &  WALK  MORE  MILES  PER  DAY
URINATING  IS  A  SNAP,  WE  CAN  DO  IT  WHILE  WE'RE  WALKING

No wonder men are happier campers.

JMT Reinhold
The happy camper