[pct-l] GPS locators

[wandering_bob at comcast.net (Bob Bankhead)]

PERFECT - a huge gathering of the target species. No need to hunt them down 
one by one and suffer the sensory assault from their "over-ripe" bodies 
after weeks on the trail. Get the whole pack in one night.

Here's the plan: you volunteer to cook for the event. Load up the lasagna 
with Rohypnol, or "Roofies" as it is called on the street. Bring several 
ponies of beer as well. They'll wake up next morning thinking the collars 
are some sort of prize they won in the chug-a-lug contest the night before. 
Engrave the collars with "Canada or Bust" so they won't want to take them 
off. They'll have no memory of what was done to them, or by whom.

Wandering Bob
Camp Sneak






----- Original Message ----- 
From: "Richard Woods" <wpsnotebook@charter.net>
To: "Tortoise" <Tortoise73@charter.net>
Cc: "PCT -L" <pct-l@mailman.backcountry.net>
Sent: Sunday, March 12, 2006 5:39 PM
Subject: Re: [pct-l] GPS locators


> Cool! Do it at the Kick-off! Do the whole 2006 class! We'd know when  they 
> were sneakin' rides, taking unauthorized zero days, wandering  off trail!
>
> Rick
>
> On Mar 12, 2006, at 5:25 PM, Tortoise wrote:
>
>> Now let's see.
>>
>> We get a big research grant thru some university.
>>
>> We dart and tranquilize a few thru hikers. Attach radio locater  collars 
>> with GPS units inside; the collars would transmit time and  location up 
>> to a satellite then relay the signal down to the  research station. Then 
>> we could do a great nature show for PBS or  Discovery about tracking the 
>> wild thru hikers.
>>
>> Hmmmm, this sounds like a project for Switchback.

>> Tortoise

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