[pct-l] JMT/PCT Double Yo-Yo Expedition

[Hiker97 at aol.com (Hiker97@aol.com)]

I am hearing that a yo-yo of the  JMT may have been done.  If so, I will then 
do a double yo-yo of the  JMT/PCT.  The first in history with anyone who 
wants to go with me.   That is as soon as the massive monetary donations start to 
roll in from you for  my LuxuryLite carbon pack frame and super light 
cylinders. The gear  goal is $500 and that should just about do it.  
 
Plus, my trip expenses of another  $1500.  I like to party a lot in trail 
towns and buy rounds of cold beer  and hot pizza for everyone.  You know how it 
is with lots of singing,  yelling, falling down, posting bond, property 
restitution, drying out, and other  pirate type stuff.  Also, we will like to call 
the female food/beverage  servers "wench" and will have to leave the appropriate 
giant tips for  that.  You understand how the normal trail life stuff is  
expensive.  We will be quite a sight dragging/crawling ourselves out of  town for 
the trail again.
 
Actually, this expedition could  thought of as trail town partying/pillaging 
with some hiking thrown in to get to  the next town.  A loose confederation of 
vagabonds, misfits, and hiker  trash wondering down the trail.  Just my kind 
of people.
 
Thank you for your generosity and  attention.
 
Sincerely and gratefully,  Switchback
Trail Conquistador/Explorer  & Trail Town Pillager & Civilization  Wrecker