[pct-l] warning for people doing a flip flop

[sparkymeister at gmail.com (Mark Wright)]

I just discovered a few laws that people should be aware of before
doing a flip flop.

In Washington:
All motor vehicles must be preceded by a man carrying a red flag
(daytime) or a red lantern (nighttime) fifty feet in front of said
vehicle.
This law will drastically slow your progress.

And if you pass through Seattle on the way north the ladies need to be
aware of this law:
Women who sit on men's laps on buses or trains without placing a
pillow between them face an automatic six-month jail term.

And in California:
Women may not drive in a house coat.
It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving
vehicle, unless the target is a whale.
And no vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.[with a
driver it is 65mph, less on some roads]


And the person who asked for birth control advice should be aware of
this Oregon law (and this applies to the rest of you fornicators):
It is illegal to whisper "dirty" things in your lover's ear during sex.
I will be listening very closely and will not hesitate to turn you in!

And lastly, anybody passing through Chico should be aware of this city law:
Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500
fine. [good luck finding an eye witness]

As a side note, after the last Presidential campaign I find the term
"flip flop" rather tiring. Does anybody have suggestions for an
alternate term?


Mark

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