[pct-l] Alien space probe or ???

[chelin at teleport.com (Sharon & Chuck Chelin)]

Apparently you young whipper-snappers don't remember what mosquitoes were
like a few years back when they had to make a living dip-sticking the wooly
mammoth population.  They had to have quite a beak on them, to first deal
with 10" of fir before they got into the 6' thick hide.  They were big, but
clumsy, and in a feeding frenzy they would sometimes glance off a tough 'ol
bugger and nail a rock with that beak  Thus the holes.

They all eventually died-out, of course ... starved to death.  It seems
mammoths came up in short supply, and when they tried to drill an elk or a
buffalo they went all the way through and only sucked air.  So, the next
time all you sniveling, thumb-sucking, whiners complain about a few
modern-day mosquitoes just thing about having to deal with a whole flock of
them the size of pterodactyls.

Steel-Eye, who has once again proven that the first liar doesn't stand a
chance.

----- Original Message ----- 
From: <Bighummel@aol.com>
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Sent: Wednesday, January 05, 2005 7:40 AM
Subject: Re: [pct-l] Alien space probe or ???


> No, no, no, all of you amatuer geologists have this wrong.  Ilja is right,
> those ARE alien space probes that were shot into the granite specifically
to
> test for the valuable hard rock minerals that their ships require for
their
> sub-light speed engines.  You are just seeing the tip of the iceberg as
these are
> all over the place off trail.  The aliens have been doing this for
millenia and
> the big earthquake off of Sumatra was their first serious mining
expedition.
>
> (tic)
>
> Strider
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