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[pct-l] Spam haikus



Like some spongy rock
A granite, my piece of Spam
In sunlight on my plate

Above all others
porcine treat without equal
there is but one Spam

And who dares mock Spam?
you? you? you are not worthy
of one rich pink fleck

Oh tin of pink meat
I ponder what you may be:
Snout or ear or feet?

Slice the cold, pink block
Apply to suc king chest wound
Don't need stitches now.


Sorry. More of a camping thing I guess, but I couldn't resist an 
opportunity to pass along Spam haikus.
Kevin Corcoran