[pct-l] Re: more on lions

[Lonetrail at aol.com (Lonetrail@aol.com)]

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Lion Tamer

A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two people show up. One is Pvt 
(Skivvy) Bivy and the other is a gorgeous blonde in her mid-twenties.

The circus owner tells them, "I'm not going to sugar coat it. This is one 
ferocious lion. He ate my last tamer, so you guys better be good or you're 
history. Here's your equipment ... chair, whip and a gun. Who wants to try out 
first?"
 
The girl says, "I'll go first." She walks past the chair, the whip and the 
gun and steps right into the lion's cage.

 The lion starts to snarl and pant and begins to charge her. About half  way 
there, she throws open her coat revealing her beautiful naked body.
 
The lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawls up to her and starts 
licking her ankles. He continues to lick her calves, kisses them, licks and 
kisses her all over for several minutes and rests his head at her feet.
 
 
The circus owner's mouth is on the floor. He says, "I've never seen a display 
like that in my life." He then turns to Pvt (Skivvy) Bivy and asks, "Can you 
top that?" 
 
 Pvt (Skivvy) Bivy said, "No problem, just get that damn lion out of the way."
Lonetrail  Enjoy!  ( ^_~)