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[pct-l] Fw: About bears...
- Subject: [pct-l] Fw: About bears...
- From: jomike@snowcrest.net (JoAnn Michael)
- Date: Tue, 13 Nov 2001 10:03:52 -0800
Hi everyone, just wanted to share this. I thought it was delightful. =
JoAnn Michael
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From: Shastinaguy=20
To: Undisclosed-Recipient:;=20
Sent: Monday, November 12, 2001 9:16 PM
Subject: Fw: About bears...
If you're a bear, you get to hibernate.
You do nothing but sleep for six months.
I could deal with that.
Before you hibernate,
you're supposed to eat yourself stupid.
I could deal with that, too.
If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business.
You swat anyone who bothers your cubs.
If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with =
that.
If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up
growling.
He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and
excess body fat.
I wanna be a bear.
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