[pct-l] Conversions

I thought I would contribute a little humor, while everyone is in a "Merry " 
mood.

Mimi- the shy one

CONVERSIONS 

Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter: 
Eskimo pi 

2000 pounds of Chinese soup: won ton 

1 millionth of a mouthwash: 1 microscope 

time between slipping on a peel and smacking 
the pavement: 1 bananosecond 

weight an evangelist carries with God: 1 billigram 

time it takes to sail 220 yards at a nautical mile 
per hour: knot-furlong 

365.25 days of drinking low-calorie beer because 
it's less filling: 1 lite year 

16.5 feet in the twilight zone: 1 rod serling 

half of a large intestine: 1 semicolon 

1000 aches: 1 megahertz 

basic unit of laryngitis: 1 horsepower 

shortest distance between two jokes: a straight line 

435.6 graham crackers: 1 pound cake 

1 million-million microphones: 1 megaphone 

1 million bicycles: 2 megacycles 

365.25 days: 1 unicycle 

2000 mockingbirds: two kilomockingbirds 

10 cards: 1 decards 

1 kilograms of falling figs: 1 fig newton 

1000 grams of wet socks: 1literhosen 

1 millionth of a fish: 1 microfiche 

1 trillion pins: 1 terrapin 

10 rations: 1 decoration 

100 rations: 1 c-ration 

2 monograms: 1 diagram 

8 nickels: 2 paradigms 

2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at yale 

university hospital: 1 i. V. League 

100 senators: not 1 decision 

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