[pct-l] Romantic PCT Dinner

[hiker97 at aol.com]

One day PCT Grizzly and his wife,TrailDust, were down at a local fine restaurant having a romantic dinner.  At the table next to them a nice looking manand woman were seated to have the same thing too.  The lighting, music, and mood were perfectfor everyone there.
Grizzly and TrailDust noticed how lovinglythe new couple was gazing at each other. They whispered quietly as they held hands across the table.  Periodically, the man would kiss his tablemate’s hands.  It was all very touchingbetween sips of fine wine.   
The server was at Grizzly’s table,when everyone noticed the woman at the other table suddenly slip under thetable.  The man stared straight ahead asif nothing had happened.  It was bizarreand may be risqué.  The woman wascompletely out of sight.
The server thought this behaviormight offend the other diners.  She tactfullywent over to the other table and said, “Pardon me sir, but I think your wifejust slid under the table.”
The man calmly looked up at her andsaid, "No, she didn't. She just walked in."
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Your obedient servant and trailrascal,
Switchback the Trail Pirate