[pct-l] Stolen Car

[hiker97 at aol.com]

One day TrailDust could not find her car keysafter shopping at the mall.  She gave herselfa TSA pat down, but no keys.  Suddenly,she realized that she must have left them in the car in the parking lot.
 
She rushes to the parking lot and looksfrantically.  There was no car to befound.  Her husband, Grizzly, had warnedseveral times about leaving her keys in the ignition, when out and about.  He said it was an easy way for the car to bestolen.  Now it looked like he was right.
 
She immediately calls the police and givesthem her location and the vehicle description.  Then she makes the most difficultcall of all to Grizzly:  "I left my keys in the car and it's beenstolen."  
 
There was a moment of silence.  Then Grizzly responds, “But I dropped you offat the mall today. “
 
Now it was TrailDust’s turn to be silent andeven more embarrassed.  Finally, shesays, “Well, come and get me!”
Grizzly retorts, "I will, as soon as Iconvince this cop that I didn't steal your car."
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Your obedient servant and trail rapscallion,
Switchback the Trail Pirate