[pct-l] PCT Lake Fishing

[hiker97 at aol.com]

Oneday PCT Grizzly and his wife, TrailDust, are down at the lake.  It is a nice day and lots of folks are out onthe lake fishing along with Grizzly.  Presently,he decides to come back to shore to prepare a great fish dinner.  He tells TrailDust to take the boat out andenjoy the lake weather, while he gets everything ready.
Afterleisurely riding around, she slowly stops in a nice shady spot to relax andread her book.  All at once a Game Wardenpulls up alongside of her.  “Goodmorning, ma’am.  What are you doing inthis spot?”
TrailDust:“Obviously, I am reading my book on this nice day on the lake.”
Warden:“You're in a Restricted Fishing Area.”   
TrailDust:“I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading." 
Warden:"Yes, but you have all the fishing equipment, for all I know you couldstart fishing at any moment.  I'll haveto write you up." 
TrailDust:"For reading a book?" 
Warden:"Rules are rules.  I caught you in aRestricted Fishing Area." 
TrailDust:"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault."  
Warden:"But I haven't even touched you!" 
TrailDust: "That'strue, but you have all the equipment, for all I know you could start at any moment."
 
The Warden replies as hepulls away: "Have a nice day ma'am." 
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