[pct-l] Pot/dishes cleaning- judge reinhold

[kevin at kegphoto.com]

Liam:

You mean your TrailButler® doesn't include a new plate with every meal? 
Surely then you are due for an upgrade, available at REI for only $8,999
(use your dividend!).  Or, for only $9,999, the Ultralight TrailButler®
weighs 8oz less and comes wearing a cuben fiber tuxedo.  Both models of
TrailButler® will shade you from sun and rain using your "Adventure
Parasol" (available separately).  TrailButler® will prepare locally but
sustainably harvested flora and fauna for lunches and dinners all while
wearing '80s NBA-style shorts and tuxedo tank-top shirt to act as a
Mosquito Buffet.  TrailButler® will shovel/de-ice pathways through the
snow in the Sierras.  TrailButler® helps cross dangerous rivers with a
bridge making you feel like Indiana Jones escaping the Temple of Doom. 
TrailButler® has Yogi's Guide committed to memory (NoBo AND SoBo!), and
will read compelling adventure stories to you by candle light (where
permitted) once the sun goes down and the monsters come out.  As a last
resort, they will phone the helicopters for a daring yet dignified
rescue in the event disaster strikes or your Hulu queue gets updated and
you can't get a signal (whichever comes first).

Happy Trails!

Kevin

P.S.  You might get last year's TrailButler® at SierraTradingPost.com
for up to 70% off if you agree to receive 20 emails from them every day.

 
On Sat, Apr 5, 2014, at 11:47 AM, Liam wrote:
> Haha I was misled for thinking this would be an ok place to ask about
> peoples methods...Didn't mean to demonstrate an inaptitude for multi day
> thru-hiking without water sources to clean.  Thanks for the useful
> feedback though!
> 
> This search and rescue you mentioned, can they be called if I get really
> tired or have a blister??
> 
> Liam
> > ------------------------------
> > 
> > Message: 4
> > Date: Fri, 04 Apr 2014 02:47:45 -0700
> > From: Reinhold Metzger <reinholdmetzger at cox.net>
> > Subject: [pct-l]  Pot/dishes cleaning
> > To: pct-l at backcountry.net, Ned Tibbits <ned at mountaineducation.org>
> > Message-ID: <533E7FC1.5040005 at cox.net>
> > Content-Type: text/plain; charset=ISO-8859-1; format=flowed
> > 
> > [pct-l] Pot/dishes cleaning
> > 
> > Lord have mercy!!!
> > If this is an indication of the hiking experience of this year's
> > crop, we are in serious trouble.
> > 
> > Nedd, get your Search & Rescue team ready....this may be a busy
> > year for you.
> > 
> > JMT Reinhold
> > ----------------------------
> > Wondering what people's methods are for cleaning the pot or dish
> > that they eat out of every night?
> > 
> > Liam
> > 
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