[pct-l] Hiker Funeral Arragements

[hiker97 at aol.com]

One dayGrizzly and TraiDust were asked by a close PCT trail friend, Hummingbird, to accompanyher to plan mortuary arrangements after her husband passed on to the Big Trailin the sky.  They were glad to do it.
 
At themortuary a blonde female mortician asked Hummingbird if the beautiful black suitthe deceased was wearing was okay for the viewing. He looked very good in it,but Hummingbird said she always thought he looked his best in a blue suit.
 
Hummingbirdgives the mortician a blank check and says she does not care what it cost, butget a nice blue suit for the viewing.
 
Hummingbird, Grizzly, and TrailDust come back the nextday and he is in a wonderful blue suit. Everyone is very happy.
 
Hummingbirdasks the mortician what the cost was for the blue suit.  The mortician says there is no charge andhands her back her blank check. 
 
Themortician explains that a deceased gentleman of about the same size was broughtin shortly after Hummingbird left yesterday. He was wearing an attractive blue suit. I asked his wife if she mindedhim going to his grave wearing a black suit instead, and she said it made nodifference as long as he looked nice.

So I just switched the heads.
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