[pct-l] PCT Women Are Better Financial Planners

[hiker97 at aol.com]

One day one of Grizzly’ssingle hiking buddies, Gorp, got good news and was explaining it to him down atthe local PCT trailtown saloon.  His widowedfather was sickly and elderly and Gorp was the only child.  He worked for his father in the nearbycity.  Then a few days earlier his fathertold him he would inherit $65 million, when he passed on.  
Gorp was beyond excitement.  He decided he needed a wife to and a familyto share his life and fortune with.
Several days laterwhile Grizzly, Gorp, and other hikers where at the saloon eating hot pizza anddrinking cold brew.  All at once in comesa group of female PCT thru-hikers.  Gorpimmediately spots one who is the most beautiful women he has ever seen.  She has perfect hiker tan, figure, and long hair.  Her natural beauty was breath-taking.  
The women sit down at alarge table and order pizza.  All at oncethe hiker Gorp is captivated by gets up to walk over to the bar.  Gorp immediately sees his chance.  He goes over to her and says, “I may looklike just an ordinary man, but in just a few years, my father will die, andI'll inherit $65 million dollars.”  Hethen explains the story.

He could tell she was veryimpressed as she asked lots of questions and he then gave her his business card.  
A week later she becamehis stepmother.
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Switchback the Trail Pirate