[pct-l] Don't get married to "HIKER TRASH."

[Reinhold Metzger]

Say Switchback,
My wife does a similar thing every summer, when I catch this "JMT FEVER,
by inviting girls over to discourage them from marrying hikers, by 
letting them
witness what it is like to be married to "HIKER TRASH."

I bet poor, long suffering Mrs. Switchback does the same thing every year,
when you can't wait for the hiking season to start and start packing and
unpacking and repacking and camping in the back yard and hiking around in
the neighborhood with your pack and your hand-free umbrella, wearing your
black lingerie and fuzzy pink camp slippers, to warn her girl friends 
what it is
like to be married to "HIKER TRASH."

JMT Reinhold
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Switchback wrote:
One day after work Grizzly brings home a PCT trail bro for dinner.
Trail Dust is furious when he walks in the door with his friend.
She screams at Grizzly, “You did not tell me you were bringing someone home
for dinner!”
“My hair and makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are not
done, I'm still in my garden work clothes, and I am too tired to cook 
tonight.
What the heck did you bring him home for?”

Grizzly replies, “Because he's thinking of getting married.”