[pct-l] Hiker and Halloween

[hiker97 at aol.com]

Our intrepid PCT hero, Grizzly, was down at thelocal saloon having some brews with his bros. The subject got around to Halloween.

Grizzly says, "How do you know when you are tooold to go out for candy on Halloween, anyway? I like candy too."
One bro replies, "Look you know you are too oldwhen you get winded from knocking on the doors."
Another bro adds, "Yea, youhave to have a kid chew the candy for you." 

Grizzly replies, "You know I was going to ask for high fiber candy only." 

"And when someone drops a candy bar in your bag, 
you lose your balance and almost fall over." 

"What if people say, ‘Great Boris Karloff Mask,’ and I do not have a mask on." 

"I was thinking that by the end of the night, I would have a bag full ofrestraining orders." 

Grizzly responds, "You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodgeyour hairpiece."
 
Grizzly’s wife, Trail Dust, adds, "You would be the only Power Ranger inthe neighborhood with a walker, you old fool." 
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