[pct-l] No Dirt Bikers....Violators will go to Hell

[Reinhold Metzger]

Switchback,
Make sure the Lord understands that no "Dirt Bikers"  will be allowed on 
that bridge and signs will clearly state the following.............."No 
Dirt Bikers"........"Violators will go to Hell."

Hhhhmmm....perhaps we should post those signs on the PCT
If that won't work nothing will.
Just a thought,...that's all.

JMT Reinhold
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Switchback wrote:
Our intrepid PCT hiking hero, Grizzly,was solo hiking along the PCT.
He came to a great camping spot and set up his camp.
After supper he went for a walk around his campsite to relax and think 
about being out on the trail and all he was grateful for.
Suddenly, the sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice from 
above, God said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all 
ways, I will grant you one wish."
Grizzly said, "I wish that you would build a bridge to Hawaii, so I can 
drive over there anytime I want."
The Lord said, "Your request is very materialistic.
Just think of the enormous challenges of reaching the bottom of the 
Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take.
It would be taxing on several natural resources and take a lot of upkeep.
I can do it, but think a little more for something that would honor and 
glorify me."
Grizzly thought about this good advice for a while.
Then he said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand my trail partner and 
wife, Trail Dust.
I want to know how to please her and what she wants.
How can I make her happy?
What is she thinking when she gives me the silent treatment and says, 
"nothing is wrong"?

The Lord replies, "Do you want four lanes or six lanes on that bridge?"