[pct-l] Too Sick to Hike

[hiker97 at aol.com]

Our PCT hero, Grizzly, is at thetrailhead early to meet his hiking buddy, Old Fossil.   He gets a call from OldFossil to say that he cannot come on the weekend hike into the Sierras, sincehe is feeling ill.  
Grizzly tells him thatevery time he feels that way, he makes love to his foxy wife, Trail Dust, andfeels much better afterwards.  He suggestOld Fossil go home and do the same and then call him back.
Two hours later OldFossil calls his partner. "I did what you said and I feel muchbetter.  I will be at trailheadsoon.................you have a nice house."
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Your obedient servant and trail rapscallion,
Switchback the Trail Pirate