[pct-l] Poison and Hiker

[hiker97 at aol.com]

Our intrepid PCT hero, Gorp, was sitting alone late onenight down at the local trailtown saloon.  All at once his hiking bro,Grizzly and his wife, Trail Dust, come in.  Grizzly says to Gorp,"How's it going old buddy?  Keeping the rocks out of yourboots?" 

With a forlorn look on his face, Gorp comments, "Folks, something terribleis happening to me.  I think my new wife, Sadie, is poisoning me. I do notknow what to do." 

Both Grizzly and Trail Dust are upset by this.  Trail Dust says,"Tell you what. Tell her to come to the next Foxy Hiker Babes hiking clubmeeting.  I will introduce myself to her.  I will get to knowher and see if I can find out what is going on." 

Gorp says, "That would be great. Thanks so much. I trust your judgment andadvice." 

A week later they meet again at the same saloon.  Gorp says,"Did you get to know Sadie and talk to her?" 

Trail Dust replies, "Yes, I did talk to her the other day for three hoursand got to know her well." 

"Well, what did she say? What do you think about my suspicions?" 

Trail Dust replies, "Take the poison old friend."
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