[pct-l] Admin Note: Cabin fever, dogs, alcohol stoves, guns and Reinhold

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Hike on, Reinhold, hike on! You are getting slower, but so are the babes.
But they'll never catch you. You're better looking and have more modern hip
replacements than they. Let their tongues wag like "quivering virgins"
(thanks CHUCK) all the while. They'll never catch you! Hike on!



On Sat, Feb 25, 2012 at 12:10 PM, Reinhold Metzger
<reinholdmetzger at cox.net>wrote:

> Brick, it is not  "CABIN  FEVER"....it is "BARN FEVER"!!!!
>
> Barn Fever breaks out every year, about this time of the year, when the
> "HERD"  is getting nervous and anxious to break out of the barn and
> stampede down the trail toward  "HIKER HEAVEN".
>
> Hey,....I may be controversial, but only with the guys, never with the
> girls.
> The girls have no problem with me...they seem to like me and are always
> chasing me on the trail.
> As a matter of fact, that is how got to be a  "SPEED  HIKER"  trying to
> prevent from being captured by "On The Trail To Long Hiker Babes"
> So far I have managed to outrun them.
> But, as I'm getting older, I'm afraid that sooner or later they will
> catch me and have their way with me.
>
> And yes,....I have my opponents and proponents, but did you ever notice
> that my opponents are usually the guys and the girls are always my
> proponents?
> That seems to aggravate the guys and makes them mad at me.
>
> But hey,....it's not my fault that I'm good looking and the girls like
> me.....is it?
>
> BTW.....What's dirty about...."Chickens on a leash"...."Ten good uses
> for dead hiker husbands"...."Ten reason why men are happier campers than
> women"...."The adventures of Peaches and Grumpy"  and the "Switchback
> after action reports"?
>
> IT'S  CLEAN  TRAIL  HUMOR.....that is what it is.
>
> Like I said the guys, not the girls, are my opponents.....you are a
> guy,  "AREN'T"  you Brick?....Just wondering, that's all.
> He,he,he,he.....I just had to sneak that one in.
>
> JMT Reinhold
> ------------------------------------------------------
> Brick wrote:
> It seems cabin fever has kicked in again.....
> Please remember that all posts to the list need to be polite, and on topic.
>
> I know that dogs, alcohol stoves, guns and Reinhold are all
> controversial topics, all with their opponents and
> proponents.................................................
>
> HOWEVER, browbeating folks is simply not polite. The choices each hiker
> makes are his own, whether to hike in shoes, boots, or barefoot, with or
> without a dog, to tote a 20mm Vulcan mini-gun, whether to follow the
> rules and risk the potential consequences. ..... or even to exchange
> dirty jokes on the trail with Reinhold and Switchback (horrors!)
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