[pct-l] Annual Exam

[hiker97 at aol.com]

Our PCT heroes,Grizzly and Trail Dust, go to the doctor for their annual exams before thestart of hiking season in the Sierras.   

The doctor sees Grizzly alone in the examination room and says, "Grizzly,you appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you wouldlike to ask me about before we end the exam?" 

"In fact, I do," said the old trail warrior. "After I have sex Iam usually hot and sweaty, and then, after I have sex the second time, I amusually cold and chilly. It has me really worried, but my foxy wife, TrailDust, has been good about it.  She hasnot complained too much." 

“Okay,” says the doctor.  “Let me finishmy exam of Trail Dust and then I might be able to recommend something.”
 
Afterexamining Trail Dust, the doctor said, "Everything appears to be fine. Doyou have any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with me?" TrailDust replied that she had no questions or concerns. 

The doctor then said to her: "Grizzly had an unusual concern. He claimsthat he is usually hot and sweaty after having sex with you the first time, andthen cold and chilly after the second time. Do you know why?” 

"Oh, that crazy old nut!" she replied. "That's because the firsttime is usually in August and the second time is in January.
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Your faithful and obedient servant,
Switchback the Trail-Road Pirate