[pct-l] Outragous Marketing Poly

[Faren MacDonald]

Hey Switchback,

Is the hands-free one ounce umbrella holder for real or should I look for
it next to the dehydrated water?  I'm having trouble attaching my Golite
umbrella to my Golite Jam pack.  I tried two velcro straps and they didn't
work that well.  Anyone have suggestions?

Thanks,
Faren

On Sun, Apr 8, 2012 at 12:02 AM, <Hiker97 at aol.com> wrote:

> Yes, it is another disturbance of your  tranquility and peace.  It is an ad
> for the Pirate's Lair at the 2012  Kickoff at campsite #22.  This is
> located between the restrooms and the  entry road to Lake Morena County
> Park.  The
> Pirate's Lair will be the  center of all outrageous activity and trail
> muses and lies starting  Friday.
>    *   Painting shelter stakes florescent  orange
>    *   Hands-free one ounce umbrella holder - a  Switchback exclusive from
> the inventor and developer
>    *   Hiker snacks and hiking jokes  notebook
>    *   SuperSecrets of Backpacking seminar and  dehydrated water demo
>    *   Kickoff Donation Box for excess gear you  want drop off for others
>    *   The world famous 150% money back  guarantee - no questions asked -
> on all products and services
> By the way, I will staying at Pine Valley  in a nice warm, dry, remote
> controlled motel Thursday, Friday, and Saturday  nights.  I don't want the
> local
> natives to get restless about the Kickoff  and plan a sneak attack, so I
> will keep an eye on them for all of  you.  No thanks necessary.
>
> Your obedient servant and trail  knave.
>
> Switchback the Trail  Pirate
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