[pct-l] Outragous Marketing Poly

[Hiker97 at aol.com]

Yes, it is another disturbance of your  tranquility and peace.  It is an ad 
for the Pirate's Lair at the 2012  Kickoff at campsite #22.  This is 
located between the restrooms and the  entry road to Lake Morena County Park.  The 
Pirate's Lair will be the  center of all outrageous activity and trail 
muses and lies starting  Friday.
    *   Painting shelter stakes florescent  orange 
    *   Hands-free one ounce umbrella holder - a  Switchback exclusive from 
the inventor and developer 
    *   Hiker snacks and hiking jokes  notebook 
    *   SuperSecrets of Backpacking seminar and  dehydrated water demo 
    *   Kickoff Donation Box for excess gear you  want drop off for others 
    *   The world famous 150% money back  guarantee - no questions asked - 
on all products and services
By the way, I will staying at Pine Valley  in a nice warm, dry, remote 
controlled motel Thursday, Friday, and Saturday  nights.  I don't want the local 
natives to get restless about the Kickoff  and plan a sneak attack, so I 
will keep an eye on them for all of  you.  No thanks necessary.
 
Your obedient servant and trail  knave.
 
Switchback the Trail  Pirate