[pct-l] Why Hiker " "BABES" are Happier Than Hiker "Guys"

[Reinhold Metzger]

Say Tom,
I agree with you with the following exceptions:

3.  Switchback&  Reinhold are No.1 on that list.
4.  Only if their legs are not hairy.
10. I don't know about Switchback, but I have been outrunning "on the trail to long
     hiker babes" for years.
     That is how I got to be a speed hiker...to prevent "on the trail to long hiker babes"
     from catching me and having their way with me.

JMT Reinhold
The one who has managed to outrun "on the trail to long hiker babes"
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Tom wrote:
In response to Reinhold's email, Sharrel held me on the ground and then forced me to post this...

I want my mommy.

Things for guys to remember:
1.  She-Wee now available for those girls who what to pee standing up.
2.  Very young women, Anna "Charmin" is an example, are able to do everything they did.
3.  Gals have choice of lots of hot guys on the trail, that actually respect women, if they so desire.
4.  Gals have less trouble hitching a ride.
5.  Gals don't have to waste time hooting their own horn to feel OK about themselves.
6.  We look and smell better on the trail, even with hairy legs.
7.  Our meals are far superior.
8.  Don't have to get pregnant if we don't want to and tampon on trail can be a thing of the past (what generation are they from?).
9.   Weaker sex actually have more endurance.
10.  Can outrun and thus avoid Reinhold and Switchback.
11.  Unwashed ba**s stink.