[pct-l] Why are "Hiker Dudes" happier campers than "Hiker Babes"?

[Personal]

Because I can.
> 
> TEN REASON WHY "HIKER BABES" ARE HAPPIER CAMPERS THAN "HIKER DUDES"
> 
> 1.  We can't get male pattern baldness
> 2.  It does not matter if our legs are hairy
> 3.  Backpack straps enhance our, um, natural assets.
> 4.  We can light a stove without starting a forest fire.  <-- I don't know which girls the honorable reinhold was  camping with but IMHO guys are far worse pyros.  Myself excluded.
> 5.  Our sleeping bags are rated warmer and have reinforced footspaces.
> 6.  We can pull off hiking with a pedicure.
> 7.  We have Go Girls ;).  Look it up.  And they are pink too.
> 8.  We don't need to carry eighteen pocket knives just to show we are Bear Grylls.
> 9.  We have far fewer troubles hitching to town for a shower.
> 10. We can hike in a skirt.  Nuthin better than a little breeze.  
> 
> NO WONDER HIKER BABES ARE HAPPIER CAMPERS
> 
Puddlejumper
> The happy camper
> 
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