[pct-l] Avoiding humans, snakes, dogs, push ups and trekking poles on the PCT

[Paul Robison]

Bravo !




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From: "abiegen at cox.net" <abiegen at cox.net>
To: pct-l at backcountry.net
Sent: Wed, January 5, 2011 7:44:00 PM
Subject: [pct-l] Avoiding humans, snakes, dogs, push ups and trekking poles on 
the PCT

let me say right off, im a horrible being. due to numerous bad experiences in 
the backcountry, i hate humans on the trail. i don`t want to hike with them, i 
don`t want to be around them. that Colin Fletcher guy really gave me a good 
beating
until he turned around.

now i know your human is`nt like the others, im sure it`s kind, friendly 
and wouldn't hurt a flea. would probably loan me a kidney if i asked. 
i understand this. i still don`t want to deal with your human.

to avoid conflicts im planning on sunning myself on the PCT in mid to late may, 
way after 

the herd. is their anyone leaving at this time that can`t bear to leave 
their human at home? i can adjust my schedule either way a few day within reason 

to avoid conflicts. I'd rather be able to soak up some sun on the trail without 
having to 

get wacked by trekking poles (with or without shock absorbers) and eaten.

Best regards,

Hiss honorable Rat L. Snake

P.S. I don't taste good. Really. I taste gamy. Really gamy. Not at all like 
chicken like y'all are sayin.

P.S.S. If you want to eat something wild and gamy on the trail that is plentiful 
and easy to catch, i would suggest 

the other other white meat - hikertrash. There are a lot more of them than 
rattlesnakes. Hey it worked 

well on Donner Pass. Check the local ordinances and park regulations on 
cannibalism before considering this option. 

And of course - Leave no Trace!

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