[pct-l] ''Battle of the Sexes''

[hiker97 at aol.com]

Melanie writes: So Switchback, are we "down" for a push up contest?  I have the "Eye of the Tiger" music playing right now in the background.  The loser will have to be the "trail b_ _ch"  oops, (I don't want to trigger the sensors)  The loser will have to be the "Trail Wench" for the winner!  I could use a trail wench.  You can pitch the tent and filter the water.  You know those fuzzy pink camp slippers Reinhold says that you have?  Bring them as at the end of the day I like a nice foot massage and you can place them on my feet when you are done.  In the morning I like powdered milk in my Chai tea, that is, before you take the tent down.  Hey trail wench, I just swam 2,000 yds today and then tore up the weight room at my local YMCA!
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Switchback replies: This will be so easy.  I will smash you like a I do Female Terminator Leadership Types.  You know the T-1000 liquid metal models.  Trail Pirates Rule!   I should warn you that many backpacker community participants know of my Rambo qualities.  Just ask the Wagon Master Strider, The Kelty Kid, AsABat, L-Rod, Meadow Ed, Crash, etc.  I will enjoy seeing you carry my water along Section E on my thru hike.  And I drink a lot of water.  I think I will now plan on showering each night along Section E, since there will be so much water available now from you --- Gunga Din -- your new trail name.  I thank you.






-----Original Message-----
From: Melanie Clarke <melaniekclarke at gmail.com>
To: Ernie Castillo <erniec01 at hotmail.com>
Cc: reinholdmetzger at cox.net; pct-l at backcountry.net; hiker97 at aol.com
Sent: Mon, Jan 3, 2011 7:26 pm
Subject: Re: [pct-l] ''Battle of the Sexes''


So Switchback, are we "down" for a push up contest?  I have the "Eye of the Tiger" music playing right now in the background.

The loser will have to be the "trail b_ _ch"  oops, (I don't want to trigger the sensors)  The loser will have to be the "Trail Wench" for the winner!

I could use a trail wench.  You can pitch the tent and filter the water.  You know those fuzzy pink camp slippers Reinhold says that you have?  Bring them as at the end of the day I like a nice foot massage and you can place them on my feet when you are done.  In the morning I like powdered milk in my Chai tea, that is, before you take the tent down.

Hey trail wench, I just swam 2,000 yds today and then tore up the weight room at my local YMCA!

Melanie

  


On Mon, Jan 3, 2011 at 7:41 AM, Ernie Castillo <erniec01 at hotmail.com> wrote:

I have never met Melanie nor have I met Switchback. Heck, I haven't even seen pictures of them.
But for what it is worth, I'll put my money on Melanie.
It's just a hunch.

Ernie Castillo
PCT Class of 1980, when the only contests were to see who could eat the most Ramen in one sitting.


 
> Date: Fri, 31 Dec 2010 18:03:39 -0800
> From: reinholdmetzger at cox.net
> To: pct-l at backcountry.net; melaniekclarke at gmail.com; hiker97 at aol.com
> Subject: [pct-l] ''Battle of the Sexes''


> 
> Melanie wrote:
> .......I'm the strongest woman I know and stronger than most men my age.
> --------------------------------------
> JMT Reinhold writes:
> Interesting Melanie, very interesting.
> 
> I say we put this to the test....I say Melanie and Switchback should 
> have an arm wrestling contest at the ''KO'' and settle this issue once 
> and for all.
> I am sure ''BRUTE SWITCHBACK'' will be able to prove and uphold man's 
> superiority.
> 
> JMT Reinhold

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