[pct-l] PCT/Hiking jokes

[Scott Bryce]

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good
meal, they lay down for the night and went to sleep. Some hours later,
Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend. Holmes said: “Watson, look
up and tell me what you see”.

Watson said: “I see a fantastic panorama of countless stars”.

Holmes: “And what does that tell you?”

Watson pondered for a moment: “Astronomically, it tells me that there
are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce
that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I
can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and
insignificant. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful
day tomorrow.”

“Why? – What does it tell you, Holmes?”

Holmes was silent for a moment then spoke: “Someone has stolen our tent.”