[pct-l] paradise valley cafe

[Timothy Nye]

You know, the cafe is pretty early in the trail.  Sure we're hungry, but how
hungry are we really?  The cafe owner might well benefit from a little pot
smoking on the trail by hikers so inclined.  Yes, I'm talking about
incorporating munchies into the business plan.  Not only will hiker trash
lose track of time, but the the extra hours will be spent significantly
increasing the owners bottom line; and perhaps even some hikers bottom
lines!

The cafe could be transformed into a whirling vortex of food consumption.
Passerby would shield their children's eyes from the sight of a group food
orgy taking place on the outside patio where the sounds of contented grunts
would fill the air.

Yet the danger is that the cafe may not be the ones to fill these caloric
needs.  The solution is for the owner to open the packages not to see if any
weed might be present, but only to sequester any accompaning food when pot
is found!  Why didn't I think of this first?  The idea is too good not to
franchise!