[pct-l] Snicker Bandits & Strange Wild Eyed Thrus

[Reinhold Metzger]

Yes Shroomer,
That is what all the "Snickers Bandits" say after they made off with the 
Snickers.
As far as seeing strange thrus at Hood, you don't need to go as far as 
Hood...you need only go as far as Lake Moreno....you will see some 
strange, wild eyed dudes right here at the KO.
It seems that most of them suffer from some form of hiking 
disorder....probably the result of to many nights at high elevation 
resulting in oxygen deprivation, which in turn causes brain cells to 
die, which in turn gives rise to a condition known in medical circles 
as  Moronic Hiking Disorder  "MHD"  very frequently associated with long 
distance hiking....can be fatal if left untreated.
It seems that some of the KO organizers also suffer from this malady.
Take Switchback for instance.....he thinks raiding and sacking innocent 
hikers is normal......but we no better..... it's "MHD".

JMT Reinhold
Dr. of Moronic Hiking Disorders
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On 4/3/2011 6:17 PM, Scott Williams wrote:
> Snickers, I don't remember any snickers that weren't accounted for. 
>  Nah, wasn't me.  I've got an allergy to snickers most of the day. 
>  I'm only allowed them for breakfast, lunch and dinner, no snack 
> snickers for me.  Got to keep the quantities down.   Must of been the 
> bears north of Hood, I've heard they have keys to the post offices up 
> there.  You know Oregon folks are real friendly with their wildlife. 
>  I did see some thrus with dark brown slobber on their chins, and sort 
> of running down their shirts, but that's how most of us looked by Hood.
>
> As for was, of course is, is the proper term.
>
> Shroomer
>
>
> On Sun, Apr 3, 2011 at 9:59 AM, Reinhold Metzger 
> <reinholdmetzger at cox.net <mailto:reinholdmetzger at cox.net>> wrote:
>
>     Yes Shroomer,.....except the one with the "SNICKERS
>     BARS".......what happened to that one?
>
>     BTW.....it is not  "WAS"  it is  "IS"  the  "King of the PCT".
>
>     I know all records are made to be broken, but something tells me
>     Scott will remain the unquestionable, undeniable, undisputable 
>     "King of the PCT"  for a long, long time.
>
>     JMT Reinhold
>     ------------------------------------------------------------
>
>
>     On 4/3/2011 9:03 AM, Scott Williams wrote:
>>     Although the post offices kept confusing us and giving me his
>>     boxes.  I'd politely return them and point out that he, not me,
>>     was the unquestionable, undeniable, undesputable "King of the PCT."
>>
>>     The first time it happened, I almost took it thinking Katie had
>>     mailed me a surprise package.
>>
>>     Shroomer
>>
>>     On Sun, Apr 3, 2011 at 8:54 AM, Reinhold Metzger
>>     <reinholdmetzger at cox.net <mailto:reinholdmetzger at cox.net>> wrote:
>>
>>         Go "COLD" like Scott Williamson (not to be confused with
>>         Scott Williams)
>>         the unquestionable, undeniable, undesputable  "King of the PCT"
>>
>>         JMT Reinhold
>>         -----------------------
>>         Diane wrote:
>>
>>         Esbit.
>>         -----------------------
>>         On Apr 2, 2011, at 6:55 PM,pct-l-request at backcountry.net
>>         <http://backcountry.net>
>>         <http://mailman.backcountry.net/mailman/listinfo/pct-l>  wrote:
>>
>>           Survey type Question,
>>
>>           If, in time HEET became unavailable... Would you be more
>>         likely to
>>           use a canister,  or would you try stoveless?
>>
>>
>>
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