[pct-l] Hiker maturity comes at a high price

[hiker97 at aol.com]

Hula-Snow Bunny Reinhold writes: That is right Switchback....You  won't  get much for me from the Indian Braves...maybe one blanket.  Now the Indian Squaws, they will pay a premium for me...  The girls always seemed to appreciate me more than the guys.  They always liked me and were real nice to me.
I really never could understand why the husbands and boyfriends never liked me and always thought I was a bad influence on their women.  It is not my fault that the women like me....is it?
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Switchback replies: By the way, I have the exclusive MOU from the PCTA to capture and auction off any backpackers along the PCT.   It thins out the herd.  This is why L-Rod likes me so much.

Let me see if I have this straight.  It seems your wish is to be shot and killed by a jealous husband/boyfriend when you are about 105.  That is in 35 years.  That is too long for you to cause mischief and gigoloing along the trail.  I now publicly announce a bounty for your capture.  You will be auctioned to an Indian tribe as their mascot and low-life gofer.  You will be beaten with sticks when you get out of line by the pretty Indian maidens.