[pct-l] "VICTORIA'S SECRET"

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Switchback replies: If there was a Hiker Boy Toy auction, I would go to the grand champion high bidder.  Hula Boy would have to float a loan to some gal to bid on him.  



-----Original Message-----
From: Reinhold Metzger <reinholdmetzger at cox.net>
To: Melanie Clarke <melaniekclarke at gmail.com>
Cc: PCT <pct-l at backcountry.net>; Hiker97 <hiker97 at aol.com>
Sent: Tue, Nov 2, 2010 10:43 pm
Subject: Re: "VICTORIA'S SECRET"


No, No, No,  Melanie, 
I am not a Knuckle Head....Switchback is a Knuckle Head....Marines are "Jar Heads".
And Melanie, if you are looking for a hiker toy Switchback is not the one.
Switchback appeals more to older women....he brings out the motherly instinct in them.

You are selling Switchback short with a #5 rating.
Wearing Victoria's Secret and fuzzy  pink camp slippers he will ring #10 bell without a doubt.

No Melanie, you are not going to get hate mail....more likely you are going to get fan mail.

You will, however, be a marked women on the trail....everybody is going to want to see "Victoria's Secret".

JMT Reinhold
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On 11/2/2010 6:10 PM, Melanie Clarke wrote: 
Dear Knuckle Heads,

I just can't resist jumping in here. Okay, guys ha ha ha!  I know that some joke just write themselves but I was seriously trying to help some poor ignorant PCT hiker trying to decide which underwear to buy.  Then you knuckle heads kind of took off on the whole Victoria Secret thing.  I do like the Victoria's Nightmare retort... good one!  But Reinhold, I have to say that Switchback really, really and I mean really out did himself and piqued my interest when he described himself as " PCT Arm Candy, Hiker Toy, and Trophy Hiker"  I can't seem to get that out of my head!  I could use a "hiker toy". 

Okay, next order of business:  among the hard core foxy hiking women.  Which includes most of the women on the trail.     
I imagine that the "woman rating scale" is not the same on the trail as it is in civilization.    In civilization you have Angelina Jolie and Beyonce as a "10"  Sandra Bullock as a "9", Madonna an "8" and on down from there.  On the trail, I'm sure Rhea Perlman could take at least an "8"  Rosie O'Donnell a "7", Roseanne Barr a "6" and even Switchback, with his V.S. and slippers could pass for a female "5" on the trail.  Therefore, all women on the trail would qualify as a "foxy babes"!  On the trail, I'm sure I would be a "10" but in civilization I would probably only be a "5".  I have less competition on the trail (-:

Are we going to get hate mail off of this?  This isn't going to the whole PCT list is it?

Melanie

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On Tue, Nov 2, 2010 at 4:55 PM, Reinhold Metzger <reinholdmetzger at cox.net> wrote:

NO  YOU'RE  NOT  SWITCHBACK!!!.......you're just saying that!!!
I'M  VICTORIA'S  SECRET!!!

You are Victoria's nightmare.

I am Victoria's ''one" and ''only'' secret.
So how do you like them apples?

JMT Reinhold
Victoria's best kept secret
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Switchback wrote:......Guess what Victoria's secret is?...It's me.......
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On 10/30/2010 1:31 PM, Reinhold Metzger wrote:

Melanie,
You obviously have a good eye for fashion and understanding of what men like.
I also like "Victoria's Secret"....no I don't wear them....I like them for other reason.

First of all....I made a nice little profit investing in "Victoria's Secret'' stock a few years ago.
I new it would be a hit.....you see, I also know what men like.

Secondly....I like the way they look on women...sort of hiding ''Victoria's Secret" in a somewhat discreet way.
They bring out the best in women.
I think every woman should wear ''Victoria's Secret''....my wife does.

I bet Switchback would look ever so lovely in ''Victoria's Secret''.
And, in combination with his fuzzy pink camp slippers, he would be irresistible....a complete knockout.

JMT Reinhold
A ''Victoria's Secret'' admirer
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Reg.  Which underwear do you wear on the trail? 

O n 10-02-2010Melanie wrote:

Dear PCT,
For the ladies; I have always just worn the same cotton bikinis I wear all the time (Victoria Secret).
They wash and wear well and I have never ever had chaffing.
This year, I bought 2 pairs of a synthetic fiber bikini from REI designed for strength and durability on the trail or for travel.
They also supposedly dried quickly.
 However, I never got a chance to try them out as I had situations occur during both times that I scheduled my wilderness permits.
 Melanie








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